Weekly Wilson - Blog of Author Connie C. Wilson

Welcome to WeeklyWilson.com, where author/film critic Connie (Corcoran) Wilson avoids totally losing her marbles in semi-retirement by writing about film (see the Chicago Film Festival reviews and SXSW), politics and books----her own books and those of other people. You'll also find her diverging frequently to share humorous (or not-so-humorous) anecdotes and concerns. Try it! You'll like it!

Spider Monkey Alert!

A close girlfriend, just returned from a 3 month visit to France, explained how her basic sense of honesty caused her to declare that she did, in fact, have a “food item” in her luggage at customs in Minneapolis. The food item in question was a sealed can of pate someone had given her as a parting gift.

She was ushered into a large room with various peoples who also had “food items” and got to watch surly customs agents launching various fruits and vegetables at bins along the wall for hours. Add to that the delights of experiencing a drug-sniffing dog! After the first “food room,” there was (apparently) a second food room and, well, the connecting flight didn’t allow for hours spent watching surly customs inspectors launch miscellaneous fruits at garbage bins.

When it finally came time for her to “declare” the precise food item she had, the customs agent just grunted and passed her on through…too late to make a connecting flight to Des Moines, I think.

Reminds me of the time we were asked, when re-entering the country from Cancun, if we had had any contact with “livestock” and I truthfully piped up, “What about the spider monkeys that climbed all over us at Coba?”  Despite my husband’s best attempts to muzzle me, much merriment ensued. These are the sorts of adventures I relate in “Laughing through Life” because, really, you have to laugh or else you’d cry.

“It Hurts All the Way to God”

"Laughing through Life:" enough laughs to keep you from yawning.

With the recent release (as a paperback) of “Laughing through Life” and the various anecdotes that make up this stroll down memory lane, I felt it apropos to share with you an amusing anecdote that is similar to those in this book

Here’s a new one for you. My nephew’s 4-year-old daughter, Sophia, decided to do a header by shoving her tiny body through a play tube that was never meant to hold a 4-year-old. She did a tremendous “clunk” to the  floor below, where she immediately moaned and began crying. (Fortunately, she landed on a carpeted surface).

 

Her father and mother, Chris and D.J.,  ran to her side and asked her if she was “Ok” and did it hurt.

 

She was crying intermittently and then looked up at us and said, “It hurts all the way to God.”


[Out of the mouths of Babes. OR from “Laughing through Life!” (Try it, you’ll like it!)]

“Hell” – Explanation by a Chemistry Student

Supposedly, what follows was an actual answer to the question on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term exam.  The answer by one student was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which I now present for your reading pleasure:

“Bonus Question:  Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?”

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant thereof.

 

One student, however, wrote the following:

“First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time.  So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving Hell.  I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.  Therefore, no souls are leaving Hell.  As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.  Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.  With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.  Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately, as souls are added.

This gives us 2 possibilities:

1)  If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2)  If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So, which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, “It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into account the fact that she slept with me last night, then Number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.  The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is, therefore, extinct…leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a Divine Being, which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting, “Oh my God!”

[The student received an A+.]

 

 

Paul McCartney, “Live” at Wrigley Field, Sunday, July 31, 2011

Chicago, IL, July 31, 2011  Sunday, July 31, was my son’s birthday. When he was a teenager in the ‘70s, I took him to see Paul McCartney and “Wings” at Ames’ Hilton Coliseum. Tonight, I took my daughter (age 24) to see Paul McCartney, paired with his new sidemen, who include a fierce-looking drummer with earrings and a bald head  (Abe Laboriel), Paul “Wix” Wickens on keyboards, and Rusty Anderson and Brian Ray on guitar. Even with slight heels, McCartney was by far the smallest musician, physically, but the biggest talent onstage.

I first saw Paul McCartney “Live” at the San Francisco Cow Palace in 1965, and I was struck with how often he would toss his head. He and Ringo seemed to have all the moves, while George was an absolute stick-in-the-mud and John did little of the crowd-pleasing physical stuff. I next saw McCartney “Live” in concert in Ames, Iowa in the 70s, with my son in tow. It was son Scott’s 43rd birthday this day, and he pronounced Paul to be over-the-hill, so I took his much younger sister, who will remember this concert many years from now.
It was a sultry, hot night and Sir Paul sweated through his long-sleeved blue shirt and removed his blue jacket by the time he reached the 6th song (of 37, total).  His first song was “Hello, Goodbye” and later on, Paul would relate a story about how, when playing in the Soviet Union, a man came up to him and told him, “I have learned the English language from your records.  Hello. Goodbye.” After the first song, “All My Lovin’” followed, with Paul telling the eager crowd that he was “glad to be a part of the history of Wrigley Field.”

“Baby, You Can Drive My Car,” his fifth song, was a hit, with the people in the infield seats standing the entire time. Jacket removed, Paul swung in to “The Night Before” (“Treat me like you did the night before.”).  A priest in the crowd held up a sign that said, “I’m a priest. I’d like to do your wedding,” a reference to the recent announcement of Paul’s intention to marry his girlfriend Nancy Shevell.

Wrigley Field Concert on Sunday, July 31, 2011.

Moving from a normal guitar to a red psychedelic one, Paul played “Let Me Roll It” (Wings) and, in a tribute to Jimi Hendrix, “Foxy Lady.” He shared with the crowd a memorable night when Jimi Hendrix asked Eric Clapton, sitting in the crowd, to come up and tune his guitar. Paul switched back to a more normal-looking guitar, declaring it to be the one he had used on “Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band.”

“Paperback Writer:” ended with one of the guitarists showing the word “Thanx” to the enthusiastic crowd and Paul then moved to the piano to   play “The Long and Winding Road.” That was followed by “1985” (Wings); “Let ‘Em In”; “Maybe I’m Amazed”; “I’ve Just Seen a Face” (Beatles); “I Will” (Beatles); “Blackbird” (Beatles); “Here Today”; “Dance Tonight”; “Mrs. Vanderbilt” (Wings); “Eleanor Rigby” (Beatles); “Something” (Beatles); “Band on the Run” (Wings); “Ob-Ladi, Ob-La Da” (Beatles); and a rocking “Back in the U.S.S.R.”

It was some time in the middle of Paul’s touching rendition of “Blackbird” that a very loud man in the upper stands began shouting (“A______”) at a person standing in front of him, and that was to the detriment of all, but motivated by the older crowd who came to hear the 69-year-old Beatle play only to have their view blocked by members of the younger generation who stood up in front of them well before the final songs.

“I’ve Got a Feeling”; “A Day in the Life;” “Give Peace a Chance” and “Let It Be” followed (ironic that 4 girls—all young—began fighting in the stands near me soon after this).  Then came the pyrotechnic high point of the evening, “Live and Let Die” from the James Bond film, complete with fireworks and flash pots exploding behind the proscenium.  (This was Song #30)

Paul and the band left, but were soon lured back by enthusiastic applause to sing “Hey, Jude,” “Lady Madonna,” “Day Tripping,” and “Get Back.” When that 4-song encore didn’t shut the crowd up, Paul and company played a second encore of “Yesterday,” “Helter Skelter” (Remember when it was said that playing this backward you heard “Paul is dead?” Not to mention the fact that Charles Manson will forever be associated with the title); and, finally, “Golden Slumbers/Carry that Weight.”

 

The concert, scheduled to start at 8:00 p.m., lasted over 3 hours and Paul McCartney, like his contemporary Mick Jagger, has not lost a step in all of his 69 years. A truly memorable  concert.

 

 

Debt Ceiling Crisis Looms: Speaker of the House Boehner Botches Leadership Role

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Speaker of the House John Boehner (R, Ohio).

As the debt ceiling talks stall, I am reminded of the “Rolling Stone” article I wrote on Speaker John Boehner back in January. If you haven’t read what is essentially a synopsis of an extremely informative article in “Rolling Stone” by Matt Taibbi, there’s a link above. It would be a good idea to read it, in light of the unprecedented crisis he and his party have thrust upon our country with the failure to pass an extension of the debt ceiling, something done 18 times for Reagan and 7 times for Clinton. Bush the Younger, who got us into this mess by blowing through the surplus that President Clinton left and getting us into multiple conflicts worldwide also had the debt ceiling raised several times, whether the leadership was Republican or Democratic.
But our first black president cannot catch a break from the Tea Party tribe recently installed in the hallowed halls of Congress.  I saw the potential for impasse up close and personal in 2008 at the Ron Paul Rally for America in Minneapolis’ Target Center. I remember saying then, “If the Republicans can harness all this energy and enthusiasm and youth, they have a shot at revitalizing their party,” which, let’s face it, was looking pretty old and white and homogeneous across town in St. Paul at the RNC. That harnessing, unfortunately, has led us to the brink of financial ruin, as the group that emerged became known as the Tea Party.

Here’s a quote from today’s (July 28th) Chicago “Tribune” regarding Speaker Boehner and the current impasse:  “He is the party,” said Rep. Steven C. LaTourette (R, Ohio), a longtime ally.   “If he’s diminished, the party is diminished.” Given the way they’ve been acting, all I can say to that is a resounding, “Good!”

A few more quotes from a different Chicago “Tribune” article by Lisa Mascaro and Kathleen Hennessey of the “Tribune’s” Washington bureau. (And make no mistake about it: the “Tribune” is pro-Republican most of the time and praised Boehner’s bone-headed 2-step tax proposal, which would put “we, the people” through this mess all over again in 6 months’ time…a bad idea in and of itself.)

Page12, July 28, “Nation & World” section, “Boehner Steers A Rocky Path:”  “Earlier this week, the plan was relegated to life support when an analysis showed it would not cut as much as advertised, threatening to take Boehner down with it amid warnings of dire economic consequences for failing to act.  In a quickly changing atmosphere, though, little is certain.”

 

The “Tribune also said, on the same page, “If the GOP majority ends up falling in line, Boehner will emerge as a cool political operative who found a way to steer his caucus and its unruly freshman class to momentary unity.  If the bill fails, Boehner will have proved the conventional wisdom:  Neither he, nor possibly anyone else on his team can control the rambunctious tea party-aligned GOP ranks that are redefining what it means to be a conservative in this country.”

Later in the article (and at great length in the original January piece. link above), the comment was made:  “Boehner’s hold over these newcomers is fragile.”

Let’s face it: NOBODY has control over the Tea Party loose cannon element in Congress. The nation is pretty sick of it.  Quoting folks who live near the Beltway, Faye Fiore of the “Tribune” papers quoted 66-year-old Warren Cohen of Fairfax as saying, “Lunacy” and announcing his willingness to pay more taxes on his $250,000 in income.  That comment was made “as the country barreled toward a financial cliff.” Noted Fiore, “They’ve (citizens interviewed) had it up to here with politicians who listen to the fringes of their parties, then expound about what ‘Americans want.’”

I just signed a petition authorizing President Obama to invoke the 14th Amendment and, if necessary, raise this debt ceiling on his own recognizance. He has tried to “lead from behind,” as the pundits put it, being reasonable with a group of intractable Congressmen who act like two-year-olds and putting up with a lot more ridiculous behavior from the Tea Party crowd than any informed, intelligent, dedicated public servant should have to put up with. It seems like most of them deserve a “time out.” This former Senator and Harvard grad , who is now the President of the United States,  is at the mercy in the case of my own district (17th Congressional, Illinois) of a guy with a 2-year degree from Black Hawk Junior College and not much else on his resume, other than owning a pizza parlor, being firmly in the pocket of big contributors in this area such as John Deere, and having once served his union. He and the man he defeated (Phil Hare) were both staunch Catholic graduates of Alleman High School in Rock Island, but only Bobby Schilling has 10 kids. (Hare had only 2). Only Hare had 27 years’ experience as Lane Evans’ right-hand man until he had to retire with Parkinson’s disease, also, and that, too, shows in this most recent idiocy. Schilling is among 5 first-term GOP House members from Illinois. He was endorsed by the Tea Party when he ran and you can bet your endangered Social Security dollars that he is going to have a real fight on his hands during the next run for office, given his performance to date.

Here is how Faye Fiore in McLean, Virginia put it:  “They (the citizens) want this debt game over.  It’s getting old: rich lawmakers playing chicken with the lives of people who can’t afford it.” Senator Harry Reid has already announced that the plan, even if it were to pass, is DOA in the Senate, and there is also the matter of a presidential veto that would be likely. But getting this group of Republicans to agree on anything is like herding cats, and not particularly bright cats, at that.  Does the old cliche “Lead, follow or get out of the way” carry any meaning any more? The Republican “followers” seem unwilling to “follow” their own leader and the ostensible leader has never been noted for leading much of anything but the group leaving the 18th hole for the country club bar. Ergo, get out of the way seems apropos.

Book Tour for “It Came from the ’70s”

It Came from the ’70s: From The Godfather to Apocalypse Now is on tour in July and August. Here are the book blogs that will be reviewing “It Came from the ’70s” and when they will have information up about the book:

1)  “Under My Apple Tree” – July 11, 2011

2)  “Dan’s Journal” – July 12 Review. Also a Guest Post on July 13.

3)  “She Treads Softly” (Lori) – July 13 Review and Guest Post on July 14, 2011

4)  “Reading, Reading and Life” – Kendall – July 15 Review

5)  “5 Minutes for Books” – Elizabeth – July 13 Review and July 17 Guest Post

6)  “To Read Or Not to Read” – Marcie – July 18 Review and July 19 Guest Post

7)  “Satisfaction for Insatiable Readers” – Gina – July 19 Review and July 20 Interview

8)  “Books, Books, the Magical Fruit” – Sue – July 20 Review and July 21 Guest Post

9)  “Emeraldfire’s Bookmark” – Mareena’s – July 21 Review and July 22 Interview

10)  “Babbling About Books & More” – Kate – July 25 Review

Check out these varied book blogs to see what these book reviewers thought of “It Came from the ’70s: From The Godfather to Apocalypse Now.”

Is Reading a Dying Pursuit?

Reverse the Trend: Buy and Read It Came from the ’70s: From The Godfather to Apocalypse Now

Is reading in America a dying pursuit?  The NEA suggests it is, after conducting an in-depth study of the situation (read entire report at www.nea.gov.). “Reading at Risk” surveyed over 17,000 adults ages 18 or older, asking them about their reading habits in regards to novels, short stories, poetry or plays.  The focus was mainly on literary reading trends and  reading not associated with work or school.

To Read or Not to Read: That Is the Question

In a separate study entitled “To Read or Not to Read,” statistics were gathered from more than 40 national studies on reading habits of children, teenagers and adults.  This study dealt with all kinds of reading:  books, magazines, newspapers, and online reading.

According to the NEA, less than 1/3 of 13-year-olds read for pleasure every day, a 14$ decline from 20 years ago.  The percentage of 17-year-old non-readers doubled in that same twenty-year span.  If you’re an American between the ages of 15 and 24, you spend 2 hours a day watching television, but only 7 minutes a day reading. (Nov., 2007)

In an earlier study done in July of 2004, “Reading at Risk:  A Survey of Literary Reading in America” conducted by the census bureau in 2002 at NEA request,  adults were asked if they had read anything for pleasure in the previous 12 months.  One-half of 18 to 24-year-olds read no books for pleasure.  Between 1992 and 2002, the % dropped by 7%.

The Internet Also Rises

Between 1997 and 2003, Internet use was up 53%, however, for 18 to 24-year-olds.  The connection for 18 to 29-year-olds (broadband) was up 25points between 2005 and 2007, but the spending on books was down by 14% between 1985 and 2005.

Timothy Shanahan, a professor at the University of Illinois in Chicago and past president of the International Reading Association, says that many young people say they don’t read because it’s lonely.  When they are online or text messaging, they feel involved with others, but they do not feel this sense of community when reading by themselves.  “What kids like about IM-ing and text messaging is that it’s playful and interactive and connects them to their friends,” said Shanahan in an article entitled “The Grim Reader” in the March/April, 2008 issue of Poets & Writers magazine. (pp. 10-13)

Shanahan continued, “The Harry Potter books were popular not mainly because of this wonderful story and the language, I don’t think, but because it was this huge phenomenon that allowed young people to participate in it. What was exciting was reading what your friends were reading and talking to them about it.  People of all ages are hungry for that kind of community.”

The article continues discussing the need for community and how the Internet seems to fill that void for many disconnected individuals.  It is not difficult to see that reading a book, as opposed to going online, might suffer, if the desire for feedback and community, lacking in today’s anonymous society, is satisfied most by online substitutes for actual human interaction.

An English Teacher’s Lament

One only has to go online to any blog to see the decline and fall of the English language.  A young friend with degrees in computer science tells me, “They didn’t teach us that stuff,” when I ask him about his spelling, grammar, and syntax errors.  By “they” he means, of course, his English teachers, and I have heard this refrain from my students at 6 colleges in my day.   I “taught this stuff” for almost 20 years to 12 and 13-year-olds.  In my classes, we labored long and hard learning proper grammar, spelling, syntax, subject/verb agreement, etc.

I moved into the private sector in 1985 and, apparently, the attempts to teach “that stuff” went with me.

When and why did English teachers stop trying to teach the correct use of our native, which has a direct bearing on reading?  The two subjects are inter-related, like a cat chasing its tail.  I used to tell my customers at the Sylvan Learning Center that for every $10 spent on reading improvement, only about $1 was spent on writing improvement, however, and that, too shows up everywhere today.

This very bright young man cited earlier now finds himself completely qualified to do the technical side of  web-design, but handicapped in doing it by a lack of proficiency in the areas mentioned.

I remember when I began teaching at the junior high school level in 1969.  My students routinely wrote short stories, which were then taken to the high school Creative Writing classes for judging.  By the time I left my public school post in 1985 to found a Sylvan Learning Center, the students coming up could no longer write a coherent sentence, let alone a paragraph, let alone a story.  We had to discontinue the short story contest, and the Creative Writing class at the high school level similarly withered and died on the vine.

Sometimes, veteran teachers of English feel like the little Dutch boy with his finger in the dike.  We know that the dike will give way if we remove our finger, what are we to do?  Language is constantly changing, yes.  It is not set in stone and there are new words and terms and techno-speak being added very day.  I am much more likely to use a “sentence fragment” in stories I write today, because I have changed with the times.

But some appreciation for following the rules handed down by great writers seems wise.  Poet e.e. cummings was the exception that proves the rule, not a groundbreaker who made new ones, and Cormac McCarthy’s disdain for the apostrophe in The Road may lead nowhere good.

In Conclusion

It is a proven fact that poor reading skills lead to lower financial and job success (Dana Gioie, Chairman of the National Endowment for the Arts) and academic success can be predicted by the number of books in a house.

Let’s reverse the trend and keep on reading, especially It Came from the ’70s: From The Godfather to Apocalypse Now. (www.ItCamefromtheSeventies.com) [Available from Amazon, Barnes & Noble, or www.merryblacksmith.com].

 

 

E-books and the World of E-Book Publishing Make Sense (& Cents)

The Kindle

I just concluded teaching “Blogging for Bucks” at the Midwest Writing Conference at St. Ambrose University in Davenport, Iowa, and sat in on a presentation from an e-book publisher. The same gentleman now setting up to publish in e-book formats was an agent when I sat next to him at lunch in Chicago at “Love Is Murder” a few years ago. Now, he and his wife—and me—are pioneers packing our wagon train and heading for the New Frontier of Kindles and Nooks.

David Morrell thinks that agents, in the future, will take over most of the functions  of print publishers. I have an agent. I would rather not use her and take care of business myself, but, then, I founded and functioned as CEO of 2 previous businesses  (Sylvan Learning Center #3301 and Prometric Testing Center #3301), so I don’t mind it that “the buck stops here.” In fact, I prefer it that way.

I  just attended the BEA (Book Expo America) in New York City for the 8th time, BlogWorld, WorldCon (in Austin, TX) and the Book Blogger conference at the Jacob Javits Center in New York City. All the talks and presentations and panels eventually talked about  e-book publishing and what to make of it. Here’s what I make of e-book publishing and I will echo J.A. Konrath, one of the leaders of the charge.

Why not?

“Writers of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your chains! Give me your hungry-to-publish, your poor struggling authors, your wretched masses yearning to write free. I lift my E-Lamp beside the golden door.”

The “tipping point” for e-books versus print books has already been reached. By Christmas, the deluge will be unleashed as waves of Kindles and BookNooks and Sony Readers are gifted. The new generation (Millennials) are growing up playing with complex technology and hungry for it. My two-year-old granddaughters see anything electronic (camera, cell phone, Ipad) and immediately want to glom onto it.

There is no turning back.

The new frontier is upon us. The print publishing industry is circling the wagons. [They’re humming Cher’s song, “If I Could Turn Back Time.”] In reading David Morrell’s blog, I saw that he had revised his opinion on when e-books would overtake print books downward from 5 years to 2 years. Reading the new E-book “How I Sold 1 Million Copies of My E-Book in 5 Months” by John Locke, I learned that GBL (Guaranteed Buy Lists) and OOU (One of Us) and blogging to spread the word are all going to be part of the Author-of-the-Future’s repertoire.

In my own case, my paperback books are not self-published. Small, independent publishers thought enough of my work to put out the print copies.  I paid Pattishall, McAuliffe, Newbury, Hilliard & Geraldson LLP (Chicago) to retain all e-book rights. I publish the same book as an e-book under the imprimatur Quad City Press. I make more money from virtual book sales and I know I’m being paid what I’m owed.
What are the advantages? Control, for one thing.

 

I had one publisher who slapped a cheap cover on a good book and nearly ruined it. (One reviewer even said, “You can’t judge this book by its cover.”) This would never have happened if I had published it as an e-book title and developed the cover myself. That same publisher kept my book a year, never paid me one cent of royalties (despite being contractually obligated to do so) and then, after I protested, sent me a check for $32. I knew, for a fact, that the book had sold that much in one book signing at a Barnes & Noble store, but how would I prove that I had been cheated? I licked my wounds and moved on, got a new (better) cover (Amish men don’t wear blue jeans, shirts with rick-rack and pork pie hats!) and published it as a Kindle title myself. It’s new and improved, and it stays up until I say it comes down. Plus, I don’t have to worry about being cheated out of my royalties or not getting paid when the company goes under, as is happening now with Leisure book authors.

If you price your book under $9.99, the author retains 70% of the money paid directly to his or her bank account. I was recently offered 35% royalties by an e-book publisher to publish my 80,000 word novel The Color of Evil. The company wanted extensive rewrites of one section. There was no upfront money, so promotion would still be all on my dime, as has been the case with the small independent publishers with whom I’ve worked. Why not publish this myself as Quad City Press, not have to rewrite in a different voice, and reap two times the royalties? (70% versus 35%). Also, you can do creative things with pricing books in a series, which is my plan with The Color of Evil, Red Is for Rage and the third book in the series, (which I am at work writing now.)

E-book publishing is both a godsend and opening the floodgates. True, some drek will be published, but if you have a person who has been writing for pay for 55 years (as I have) and has won national awards for his or her writing (as I have), your odds are pretty good that, if you like one title by this proficient author, you’ll like the others.

Pricing is key. Perseverance is key, but watch out, world. Here we come: the E-book authors are on the move! Get ready!

 

Terrence Malick’s New Film, “The Tree of Life” Wins at Cannes…(but will they get it in the Heartland?)

“The Tree of Life” is Director/Writer Terrence Malick’s fifth film and recently won the Palme d’Or at the Cannes Film Festival. It is playing in large cities. Fox Searchlight, as “Hollywood Reporter” Todd McCarthy has noted, “will have its work cut out for it in luring a wider public.” McCarthy called “The Tree of Life” “A unique film that will split opinions every which way, which Fox Searchlight can only hope will oblige people to see it for themselves.” Or not, more than likely, since I had to drive 7 hours to find it playing anywhere.

Terrence Malick was born in Ottawa, Illinois, and the town depicted in the film seems like a typical Midwestern town. Malick was born in 1943, was a philosophy major at Harvard and taught philosophy at MIT. He was Phi Beta Kappa and taught in France from 1979 to 1994, which may help explain whey he only has a few films to his credit, those being “Badlands” (1973) which gave us a young Martin Sheen and Sissy Spacek in a loose retelling of the Charles Starkweather Midwestern murder spree; “Days of Heaven,” (1978) which gave us Richard Gere, Brooke Adams and Sam Shepard in a tale of western intrigue and violence; “The Thin Red Line” (1998), which gave us James Cavaziel, Sean Penn and Nick Nolte in a retelling of James Jones’ autobiographical novel about the World War II battle of Guadalcanal; and, last (and certainly least), “The New World” (2005) with Colin Farrell as Captain James Smith in a retelling of the Pocahontas (Q’Orianka Kilcher) story.

I didn’t study at Harvard and I’m guessing that the majority of the audiences weren’t philosophy majors there, either, so I happily admit to being in over my head, even though I have the equivalent of a doctorate in Literature. The average audience probably didn’t spend much time reading Kirkegaard, Wittgenstein and Heidegger, as Malick did when a Rhodes scholar.

Most of us will be going to the movie to see if Malick has, once again, fashioned a truly compelling story with outstanding visual effects, as he did in three of his films. The problem is, Malick doesn’t always reach his goal of “compelling story” although they are always cinematically impeccable. This film reminded me of “Synecdoche, New York,” which Roger Ebert thinks is the best film of the past 10 years, but which I found an admirable whiff, (much like when your Little League son swings as hard as he can to hit a homer and totally misses the ball.) Go figure. Different strokes for different folks.

This time out with Malick, we are left to grapple with the story and figure it out ourselves (and me without my Kirkegaard reference work!), as Malick wrestles with Life, Death, Birth and Infinity [as the beginning of the old “Ben Casey” TV series used to put it.] Normally, one wouldn’t give the plot away, but when the plot is so sparse, it’s really not giving much away. It’s kind of a “do-it-yourself” plot.  To quote Roger Ebert, “What’s uncanny is that Malick creates the O’Brien parents and their three boys without an obvious plot.” (June 2 review by Roger Ebert).

“Uncanny” is not the word the average movie-goer will use after plunking down their $10 (and up) to see “The Tree of Life,” if, in fact, they do attend.  One anonymous IMDB reviewer wrote, rather harshly, “I can’t believe I wasted 2 and ½ hours (183 minutes) on this movie.”

It’s a gorgeous film, if you don’t mind a movie with an extremely rudimentary plot that is mostly “fill in the blanks” and which is described as  “metaphysical, impressionistic and evanescent.” The dialogue is sparse. The acting, especially from the parents (Mr. and Mrs. O’Brien) played by Brad Pitt and Jessica Chastain, is fine, although having the mother float in the air at one point blurs the distinction between “real” and “fantasy” as does the fairy tale glass coffin-for-Mom scene in the woods, which could be considered a minus.

The film opens with a Biblical quotation (Job 38.4.7):  “Where were you when I laid the foundations of the Earth? Tell me, if you have understanding.” From there, we hear single words that are barely spoken, but whispered mysteriously: “Brother. Mother.” The philosophical principle is posed that we have to choose which one of these we’ll follow in life: Grace, which doesn’t try to please itself and accepts insults and injuries (Read: religion) and Nature, which only wants to please itself, wants others to please it, too and finds reason to be unhappy when love is shining through all things. (Hedonism, perhaps ?).

You posited a mouthful, Terrence! (Couldn’t we be a little of each?)

Mom (Jessica Chastain) gets a letter, is instantly upset and calls Brad, who becomes equally upset. One of their 3 sons, apparently the middle son most like Brad in his artistic temperament and his looks, Steve, has died. (We never know exactly how).  That brings on the platitudes at the funeral:  “He’s in God’s hands now.”  (Mrs. O’Brien responds, “He was in God’s hands the whole time, wasn’t he?”)

Watching these clichés being spouted, (“Be strong. You have your memories.  The pain will pass in time.  Life goes on.  Nothing stays the same.  You’ve still got the other 2 boys. The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.”) I was reminded of the film “Rabbit Hole” in which Nicole Kidman’s young son was also killed when he chased his dog into the street and was hit by a car driven by a teen-ager. During group therapy, the grieving mother is none too receptive to the concept of “God needing an angel” and asked, why God didn’t just MAKE another (expletive deleted) angel.  (“After all, He’s God, isn’t He?”)

Certain “chapters” or “dividers” are used in the film, almost as within a book, and these “chapter dividers” are evanescent amorphous shots of glowing light (the legendary Douglas Trumbull was visual effects consultant) that reminded me both of the light show I once saw at a Pink Floyd concert in Birmingham, England (1967), of watching glass being blown in a documentary about the glass sculptures of Dale Chihuly, and of previous work Trumbull has done for films like “Close Encounters of the Third Kind,” “2001: A Space Odyssey,” “Star Trek: The Motion Picture,” and “Blade Runner.” It is worth noting that Trumbull is actually a year older than Malick, so both men are probably thinking about “the end” at this point in their careers. And I don’t mean just the end of movie-making.

A Biblical quotation (Job, see above) leads to very little dialogue but leads into the disclosure that the couple’s middle son (Steve, played by Tye Sheridan) has somehow died at 19. (One reviewer speculates in a war, but we never know, for sure, and Job seems appropos.) Then, while hearing, in no particular order, Bach, Brahms, Berlioz, Mahler, Holst, Respighi, Gorecki and Alexandre Desplat’s work as music coordinator, you see the following:

Flocks of birds flying

The mother walking in the woods

A slit

An egg

The universe (probably)

A placenta (probably)

Something resembling Biblical descriptions of Hell

What may be the iris of an eye

A storm

A fire

A volcano erupting

A bomb exploding

Clouds of volcanic ash

Is there a reason for these images? I filled in the reason (myself) as the creation of the universe and/or a chance to show some truly wonderful shots of nature. The only dialogue (from the Mother walking in the woods) is “Lord, why? Where were you? Answer me.” [The Lord, as is His/Her custom, says nothing.]

Shortly after the volcanic ash (truly amazing visual images), we have the very short dialogue, “My soul. My son. Hear us.” Then we see:

Ocean water (waves)

Bubbling mud

Zygotes

Something resembling the Pink Floyd light show images I saw in 1967

An egg being fertilized

The ocean

Space

Something that appears to be conception

A jellyfish

Algae floating on water

Fish swimming in the ocean

A desert valley

Two dinosaur-like creatures (escapees from “Jurassic Park”?) on the beach

Hammerhead sharks swimming in the ocean, from below

A stingray

Veins/arteries

Something that looks like the nourishing of a fetus

A forest

A rainforest creature

Huge trees

Please excuse me if I have misidentified what I was looking at. It went on for quite a while (a different reviewer referenced “occasional uncertain stretches”) and, later, was followed by shots of (again, apologies all around if I misidentify):

Brad Pitt listening to the sounds of his unborn child in utero, within the mother’s pregnant belly

Old ruins (looked Mayan)

People underwater

The mother giving birth

Tiny feet held in the hands of Brad Pitt (used on movie poster)

A baptism

Fish in a bowl with a child looking at the goldfish

A child with an “owie” from playing

A butterfly

A cat

Dancing

Sun through the trees

A toddler and a new baby

Bubbles

An epileptic male suffering a seizure

Brad and son planting and watering a tree (Dialogue here:  “He’ll be grown before that tree is tall.”)

A barking tethered dog

Churchlike choral singing

One of the sons going to the attic dormer room where he sits in a rocking chair while  a tall man stands nearby

Etc.. etc.. etc.

 So, let’s try to parse the story, as best we can, because, dear audience, it is up to us to fill in the (considerable) blanks. I like fantastic shots of volcanoes erupting and unborn fetuses as much as the next filmgoer, but what kind of character and plot do we have  here?

The film is set in the 1950s and the attention to detail (Jack Fisk was the production designer) is spectacular. The town used to film “The Tree of Life” is actually Smithville, a town of 3,900 inhabitants just southwest of Austin, Texas, where Malick now lives (and where, previously, the movie “Hope Floats” with Sandra Bullock was filmed).  The big old oak tree, in fact, is a 65,000 pound live oak in Smithville.

So, we can reasonably assume that, at age 68, with only 4 previous films to his credit (all of them eagerly awaited by legions of impressed and loyal fans), Malick, the philosopher and deep thinker with the visual eye of a true artist, is now pondering his own mortality (I know I am, and I’m younger than Mr. Malick) and his place in the Universe and “the meaning of life.” One reviewer said it shows how a young man interacts with his father (young Jack O’Brien has the most significant role as played by Hunter McCracken as a young boy, who grows up to be Sean Penn).

It is true that Penn has the line (interior monologue):  “Father. Mother. Always you wrestle inside me. You always will.” So the simplistic interpretation of the plot is that Mother = Grace and Father = Nature. Does this mean that the mother figure is “good” while the father figure is “bad”, however?

Not for me. Dad may have a quick temper and be overbearing, but he seems to be trying to be a good father to his three sons.

This same-sex parent dynamic of conflict goes on between girls and their mothers and between sons and their fathers. The father does seem to have a bad case of displaced aggression in one dinner-table scene, and as played by Brad, he seems to enjoy “lording it over” his small sons. This may be because Mr. O’Brien really wanted to be a concert musician (organist) and, instead, ended up running a plant that gets shut down, causing Mr. O’Brien to go from one extreme to another in his thinking.

In earlier scenes, Mr. O’Brien is all confidence, saying, “You make yourself what you are and you have control of your own destiny.  You can’t say I can’t.   You say, ‘I’m havin’ trouble, but I’m not done yet.  You can’t say I can’t.” At various times he forbids one of the sons to speak at the dinner table (“Do not speak unless you have something important to say.”), rides his oldest son, Jack, constantly; teaches all his boys to fight; and pontificates on the nature of the boys’ mother’s naiveté, saying, “People will take advantage of you.  Don’t let anyone tell you there’s anything you can’t do.”

Of course, later, after he loses his job at the plant, Dad changes his tune and comes home to Mrs. O’Brien and says, “I wanted to be loved till I was great. The Big Man. Now I’m nothing.  I dishonored it all and didn’t notice the glory. They’re closing the plant. I was given this choice: no job or transfer to a job nobody wants.” After sulking about how he had never missed a day of work, Mr. O’Brien (Brad Pitt) has a tender scene with young Jack, telling him, “You’re all I have.  You’re all I want to have.  You’re a sweet boy.” And, at that point, Dad apologizes for being tough on Jack and the others. By film’s end, the whole family is  pulling out in a cloud of dust, away from the house that was their home, bound for less green and gorgeous climes (Waco, Texas).

Jack has a period of time in adolescence where he is tempted by “the Dark Side” and keeps giving in to temptation. He throws rocks through a window, breaks into a house and riffles through the lingerie drawer of a classmate, helps shoot a helpless frog into space on a bottle rocket.  When his mother accosts him, telling him to behave (Dad is out of town on a business trip), Jack defiantly says, “No. What do you know?  You let him run all over you.”

Young Jack also thinks, at one point when his father is at work under a car, “Please God, kill him.  Let him die. Get him out of here.” Jack recognizes that his father is a hypocrite, as he tells the boys not to put their elbows on the dinner table, but then does so himself. So, this is not a smooth-running father-son relationship (at one point, Jack says, to his father, “You’d like to kill me”), but Jack is a young, confused boy who also intentionally shoots his brother with a bee bee gun and afterwards says, “I do what I hate.  What I want to do I can’t do. I’m sorry. You’re my brother.”

Many of the themes of the long film are articulated by the minister in a church scene, who says such things as, “The only way to be happy is to love.  Unless you love, your life will flash by.” Sentiments such as “Help each other. Love everyone every way you’d like (surely the Golden Rule Redux). Forgive” abound.

[If I may be permitted to digress (and I may), this is the perfect film for Sean Penn. He has directed a few films himself. In 1991, he directed “Indian Runner.” In 1995, he directed “The Crossing Guard.” Most recently, Penn directed “Into the Wild” (2007). If there is a more self-indulgent director, who loves to focus lovingly on, for example, ducks on a pond for a good 15 minutes, to the boredom of his audience, that director has not come forward. Penn is one of the most gifted actors of his generation (and has the Oscars to prove it) but, when I see that he has directed a film, it is the Kiss of Death.]

At film’s end, we have one of those “Lost” endings where you wonder if everyone is dead already. I said, to someone, “Is this death or marriage?” which provoked a laugh at an inopportune moment.

People are standing on a beach. Sean Penn sinks to his knees. His mother is there, comforting the small child with no hair who survived a housefire. Other people are wandering around on the beach (one heavy woman in the background scene has on a very ugly, misshapen tee shirt). There are gigantic ocean swells. Mom hugs Sean. Brad is hugging Steve, the son who died young.

Here’s the rub: Dad and Sean walk together on the beach, and Sean looks older than Dad (Brad Pitt), so this has to be symbolic of heaven. Sean is a grown-up, but the others are as they were. A black mask drifts to the ocean floor, just to help us out with the symbolism.  The artistic second son is shown walking through a door in the middle of nowhere (desert like setting) and the mother is shown walking towards the son and uttering words that sound very religious, at least in the Judaeo-Christian ethic (“I give you my son.”)

Soon thereafter, Sean Penn, a city-dweller and apparently a successful architect, is shown going down in an elevator in the city.

Skyscrapers

Bridge.

Weird evanescent light.

All right-y then. This is me, ignoring the advice to “Go towards the light” and heading for the exit, with much admiration for Emmanuel Lubezki, who was the Director of Photography, and Jacqueline West, who did the costuming, and following two little old ladies with white hair, one of whom said, “I should have read up on this before I came. Now I’m going to have to go home and find out what it all means.”

Not really, Ma’am. It’s a Terrence Malick film. Just go with it.

“Laughing through Life” Nearly Ready for Kindle Launch

I copied the column below from the archives of www.blogforiowa.com. It will appear within a new Kindle offering that will go up very soon on Amazon and Barnes & Noble. The title of the book is Laughing through Life, and it chronicles funny stories from my first years as a young wife, mother and teacher, on through the following of the presidential candidates in 2004 and 2008 and up to the present. When it appears for sale, I’ll be sure to let you know. For now, enjoy this “sneak preview” of one of the offerings within it. (And if you want to see the original picture of Al Franken and me, check the archives of www.blogforIowa.com.

Keynote Speaker – Al Franken

AND YOU ARE THERE!

Or

”A Mush Mute, a Big Hat and a Plum”

 

Just a few comments about the October 16th Jefferson/Jackson (2004) annual Democratic dinner at Veterans’ Memorial Auditorium in Des Moines.

1)    The acoustics at Veterans’ Memorial Auditorium suck.

2)    Because the acoustics suck, the large TV screens have captioning. The captioning must be done by a machine. This can lead to much merriment. Especially if you have made it your goal, after at least three hours of waiting, to obtain and consume a minimum of three glasses of white zinfandel prior to Al Franken’s appearance.




3)    “Ed is the Governor of Pencil.” I think the machine MEANT to say that Ed is or was the Governor of Pennsylvania.

4)    The word “Dear” is listed as “Deer.”

5)    The machine cannot make up its mind whether the choir of Gospel Singers is from the Maple or Elm Street Missionary Baptist Church Choir. At this point, the machine is introducing various tree types. Things are very confused.

6)    We are asked to join hands with the person next to us. The person next to me, on my right, is Thomas Fischermann, Economic Correspondent for the German weekly “Die Zeit.” I tell Tom that holding hands in this fashion in America means that we are now legally married. Tom tells me that he knows this isn’t true, as he was raised Catholic. I admit that I lied (which is more than I can say for George W. Bush). Tom turns out to be a delightful seat-mate for the dinner, which we are not eating.

7)    At one point, after the droning of fully two dozen would-be Democratic candidates, none of whom any of us knows, Tom says he might have to go back to his hotel room and watch Al (Franken) on TV. (He doesn’t.) He is disappointed that Sharon Stone isn’t going to appear (aren’t we all?) I ask Tom whether he thinks Vanessa Kerry is wearing nylons. He is too much of a gentleman to comment. Oh, those European men. Especially those who had English teachers from Wisconsin.

8)    After about 2 hours of the droning and bellowing (the sound system is REALLY bad), I say that it is going to be my goal to drink three glasses of white zinfandel before Franken takes the stage. I am actually doubting that Franken will EVER take the stage. This turns out to be a really bad plan. Why? I have taken my college roommate as photographer-in-residence, and, when I put my camera and the wine glasses (small plastic cups at $5 a pop) on the floor, she accidentally kicks a glass of white zinfandel over my camera and it completely soaks it. Thomas rescues the camera from the ever-widening pool of wine. The strap is soaked and the lens is “cloudy.” I do not get one single usable picture from my trusty Canon after the unfortunate wine incident, henceforth known as “Zinfandel-gate.” As I did manage to secure two glasses of zinfandel prior to Zinfandel-gate, I don’t care. Later, I will rue the day. Or night.

9)    To my extreme left is “Jane,” correspondent for “People” magazine. She is covering the candidate’s children for a story. Jane is very nice. She is dressed in black. She would like some food. We do not get any food. We would not get anything to drink, either, if I hadn’t made the infamous “Zinfandel-gate” run. (*Kids: Take note! Do NOT try this at home!)

10)    Other errors on the sub-title machine that amuse me:  “Fill” for a candidate whose first name is “Phil.” “He is a man of grass.” (This may actually be accurate; we don’t know. Perhaps he meant that “W” is an *ss? Or a man of *ss? Very confusing. Don’t know; can’t tell you.)

11)    When someone says, “The future of this country is at stake. The future of the world is at stake,” Thomas leans over and says, “The sky is falling.” I laugh. Perhaps I should write this down? Again, don’t know; can’t tell you.

12)    More machine sub-title errors: for “pirate suit,” (which is connected to Al Franken’s remarks about George W. Bush wearing a ridiculous flight suit with a huge cod-piece on his now-infamous “Mission Accomplished” battleship appearance). The machine spells out: “pie rat.” Perhaps this machine is smarter than anyone realizes.

13)    Other errors that I cannot explain, from the sub-titling machine: “sash and acute” (?) “A mush mute, a big hat and a plum.”

14)    I enjoyed Al Franken’s remark that, after 9/11, the country was very united. “My college roommate even got out an old T-shirt to wear that touted America. Of course, it took him four hours to white-out ‘sucks.’”

15)    What have I learned from this experience? Never trust sub-titling machines. Always trust the German correspondent for “Die Zeit.” He is very knowledgable, very handsome, and we chat at great length about the Diebolt voting machines and the potential for voter fraud in the upcoming election. Please give Thomas a raise; I think he likes Vanessa Kerry, and he will need it to win her heart.

16)    Never try to drink three glasses of white zinfandel while simultaneously shooting film and taking notes. But it’s ok to laugh. A lot.

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